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River is a name for a little bitch boy. Usually around the height of 5'4'' and most definitely has a micropenis.
Person#1 Wow, that guy River is such an asshole
Person #2 Yah and he also has a small dick
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aka. Big riv, Riv dog, Big myes. an amazingly sexy waterpolo playaa who enjoy taking long walks on the beach, nude, while yanking his power cord.
o my gawd it me river most awesome.
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A guy with a huge penis that is good with the women and knows someone he dosent like when he meets them
Rachel:Rivers is so sexy I want him with me
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Where good players continually get fucked by randomness
he fucking caught the random straight on the river
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River is a greasy boy. if you put a paper towel on his head it will soak 1/10 of the grease up. Kinda gross and might be gay. And will probably try to Steal your man. River also get offended really easily and hates everyone.
Boy: leave me alone
River: why won't you leave me alone
Boy: cause you are such a River
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Someone who has a fun and crackheaded personality. Lots would say hes an emowo and loves his friends. Has a very unique sense of style.
hailey: wow dude i love River
nichelle: who?
hailey: my best friend? how dont you know him?
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A 6’3 guy with blonde hair who’s cute but an ass he also does drugs and thinks he’s cool , he’s also bound to get at least one girl pregnant and pretend like he didn’t know
Girl1: that river is some fine shit to bad he has a kid
Girl2: what?!?
Girl1:river my baby daddy
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