Bearded

When you get fooled by an ugly guy who looks hot with a beard

I liked Dave, then he shaved his beard and he was hideous. I got bearded. His chin was non existent

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will bearded

An incident in which an individual gets horrendously pissed, can no longer walk and is sick on the Malia strip. Usually inflicted via consumption of a headfucker cocktail.

This is often accompanied by severe 'whip' effect sunburn the following morning.

"Jesus fucking crust Dave that bloke is proper Will Bearded! He must have downed a fish bowl."

"That bloke can't fucking walk and has been sick down himself. He's Will Bearded."

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By the beard

One of a handful salutephrases from the game Deep Rock Galactic.

Dwarf1: Rock and stone to the bone!
Dwarf2: By the beard!
Dwarf3:Leave no dwarf behind!

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bearded

1. something that is weird

That dude is bearded!

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Beard

A beard is a buddy that you use as a cover for you to see a person of the opposite sex. You tell others you are meeting someone for him, or taking him out to meet someone. This version has been around since Before Kennedy's time.

Fred is my beard, so I can go and meet chicks.They think their for him.

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Beard

One who engages in pedantic, pseudo-intellectual discussion of meaningless and often obscure pop culture that nobody actually cares about. Typically applies to nerdy topics such as video games, comic books, science fiction, and so forth. Refers to the luxurious fat-guy beards grown by internet shutins, a la the Simpsons Comic Book Guy.

Brodie: He's an alien, for Christ sake. His Kyrptonian biological makeup is enhanced by earth's yellow sun. If Lois gets a tan the kid could kick right through her stomach. Only someone like Wonder Woman has a strong enough uterus to carry his kid. The only way he could bang regular chicks is with a kryptonite condom. That would kill him.

Me, watching Mallrats: Christ, Kevin Smith is such a fucking beard.

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Beard

A usually bushy growth of hair on the face of normally (but not always) a man. The effect that is created by the beard, although probably not desired, is that their face looks like a vagina.

"OH MY GOD THERE'S A VAGINA ON THAT GUY'S FACE.. Oh wait, it's just a beard"

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