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Texas Bigfoot

While having intercourse, one takes a dump on the others chest and steps in it, representing a foot print, and the shit like dirt. It also has to do with the legend of Bigfoot, which has attempted to be proven by either photos or footprints.

"So what happened with you and Mandy last night?"

"We went back to her apartment and i gave her a Texas Bigfoot!"

by MjolnirXVII July 27, 2009

10๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Bigfoot's Law

A law stating that "No matter how low pant trends get, it will never be fashionable to wear them around your ankles (especially when going commando)."

Anyone found in violation of said law will 'disappear' mysteriously when passing by a wooded area (presumably by Bigfoot).

Dude, that kid's almost violating Bigfoot's Law, he'd better get a belt.

by hitemlow November 24, 2009

3๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Bigfoot mask

After ejaculaing on a woman's face the ejackulator pulls a handful of his own pubes and throws them on the woman's face.

Dude, last night was awesome! Jenny went down on me and to finish her off I gave her a Bigfoot Mask.

by Kansas city push pop May 28, 2012

8๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Shanks and Bigfoot

vb. to walk home according to the GLC

I lost all my money and couldn't afford a taxi so I had to Shanks and Bigfoot all the way!

by Natalia December 1, 2004

4๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Bigfoot's Dick

An extremely foul, pungent, rotting, or otherwise repulsive smell.

I found sour clam chowder behind the fridge last night, and it smelled worse than Bigfoot's dick

by fishkiller350 October 24, 2012

13๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


Pagan bigfoot

If a woman has a hair pussy, light it on fire and slit your dick open dripping blood on the flame with chanting satanic shit in pig latin.

my girl is satanic as fuck and she made me do a pagan bigfoot and i now i need stitches in my dick

by Fuzzball April 22, 2021


BIGFOOT HOAX

When one goes to extreme measures to gain attention creating false statements, stories, and/or claims with out providing proof or evidence.
Blurry distorted photo's are signs of a hoaxer.

As one known for Bigfoot Hoax-(ing) Fred Kanney says bigfoot gets to be as tall as 18 to 30 feet or speaks an ancient language that does not nor never existed.

by Professor Scrotum D. Nutts June 6, 2019