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The main character from Galidor: Defenders of the Outer Dimension. Stronger then Thanos, and even Chuck Norris. Can Glinch his appendages to match those of alien creatures.
Sam: "If you could be a super hero, who would you be?"
Me: "Obviously Nick Bluetooth, who else is even an option?"
A person who has a bluetooth earpiece surgically attached to his/her ear, walking around in a public place talking to themselves.
I accidently answered the bluetooth fairy next to me in the elevator.
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Duct tape used to tape a cell phone to the head of a mexican so a real bluetooth device is not necessary, which saves money that could be used to buy corona.
The gardener used his mexican bluetooth so he could talk on his phone, mow a lawn and drink a beer all at the same time.
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Someone who feels that it is either too trendy or too much of an inconvenience to remove their Bluetooth headset when not in their car. These people will be seen softly glowing at expensive restaurants eating with other people or in some other situation that they wouldn’t be picking up a call even if the phone rang. These people commonly think they look “cool” and usually have a terrible black head problem in their ear (from wearing it all of the damn time!).
Rev: "Hey check out that Bluetooth Commando over there flirting with those middle school girls..."
Bink: "What a douche, I heard he doesn't even own a cell phone..."
The feeling that you still have a Bluetooth device in your ear after you have taken it out. This is typically due to extended wearing of said Bluetooth device.
(Man #1 reaches up towards his ear, feels around for a Bluetooth, then commences to scratch ear instead.)
Man #2: "Dude, is your ear feeling okay?"
Man #1: "Yeah, I thought my Bluetooth was making my ear itch. It turns out that Phantom Bluetooth was to blame!"
A homeless person talking to themselves looking like they're are speaking to someone on a bluetooth.
I think that homeless guy is talking to you.
No it's just homeless bluetooth.
A person who never takes their bluetooth headset out of their ear. They figure it makes them look important.
Fred: Josh's turned into a real Bluetooth Ass since he got that stupid thing.
Joe: Yeah, if he only knew how geek it made him look. Looser!
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