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1. to drive one crazy or absolutely mad
2. another version of the word bonkers
"That new kid is so cute that it drives me bonks!"
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Bonk is the slang word used in hawaii for the english word "ditch".
It is mainly used by "dirty kids" on the westside of Oahu in the town known as Waianae.
It can also be used to describe something that you dont like.
English educated speaker..
Hey Andy, why did you ditch me the other night at the dance? I was looking forward to dancing with you.
Waianae slang speaker..
wat andy you faka! why you wen bonk me da oddah night at da dance? i wanted fo dance witchew!
That weed I smoked last night was so bonk.
Josh I want my $10 back. That party was bonkin, I should have just stayed home
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So uhhh this isn’t the true definition, I made my own up that I like more:). So my definition of bonk basically means something that is bootleg or ratchet. Feel free to use my definition, even though people might think you’re dumb using it in this context lol. But who cares what people think anyways:)
An example:
Megan: That shirt you’re wearing is so bonk🤢
Shirley: (wearing an off brand Nike shirt) what?😢
Megan: Jk girl you’re shirt is popping!😀🤥
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1. lying down in a ten then haveing it fly off
2. hitting someone
3. having sex
4. doing cocaine
5. eating
6. smoking mj
7. harry potter
-reading it
-sound the wand makes in it
-spell
-bonk bean
8. soda flavor
9. beach bonk (game)
10. pet name
11. term of endearment
12. number right before infiniti
13. type of bell
14. polka dot
15. horn
16. catch phrase used by a failed t.v. star from new york
17. porn
18. gum flavor
19. clothing apparel
20. shape similar to a circle
21. hairstyle
22. method of making books
23. variation of PUNK'd
24. a newly dicovered body part
25. job title
26. variation of "thats what she said"
27. newly discovered planet
28. type of party
29. restaurant
30. anime
31. award given to weavers
32. product endorsed by billy maze
33. alternate name for the snuggie
34. method of walking
35. interpretive dance style
36. baby carrot
37. another word for epic phail
38. a curse word
39. a pad of paper
40. a certain shape of a certain type of nose
41. alcoholics anonymous
42. getting a boner
43. person jumping inside of a computer
44. act of chewing ones finger nails
45. newly discovered bodily fluid
46. a person limping
47. a cell phone
48. switching up words
49. moving furniture
50. accesopry for cookies such as chocolate chips, etc.
51. type of injury
52. forgetting something was already there
53. brain fart
54. brain fart
55. chocolate covered strawberry
56. the act of using melted chocolate during sexual activities
57. symbol of freedom
58. another term for "the stuff"
59. orange and strawberry flavored gelatin like substance located in the center of cheap valentines day chocolate
60. extinct animal
61. general description for general women
62. type of dinosaur
63. infamous t.v. series from the 90s
64. an instrument (unicorn/saxaphone/drumset)
65. type of laughter
66. leaf blower
67. species of manatee
68. messup something you borrowed
69. defective cure for cancer
70. retarded penguin
71. sanwich inluding yellow american cheese, grape jame, and cream cheese, enclosed by semi toasty rye bread
72. appearance of jack black in a movie or on t.v.
73. following a trend
74. someone who has two first names
75. having your whole life be a musical
76. a person with a heart shaped birthmark
77. fat man on a golf cart
78. expensive cheap merchandise
79. red marks left on your legs by your elbows, due to you leaning on them for extended periods of time
80. when you say goodbye to someone, but continue going the smae direction, which creates an awkward moment.
81. and erection lasting longer than four hours
82. the theory that all teachers have at leaast one topic, other than the subject they teach, that they talk about all the time
83. the feeling you get of superiority when you feel intelligent for using large words you assume most others would not come up with, but you remain non chalant O.O
you are such a boink, i told you not to bonk that bonk or i would bonk.
lets so grab some bonk at the bonk!
if i bonk the bonks will they become a bonk!
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Moii and Jade decided that bonking means WANKING. We thaught of this word cuz of how the printer woman would say Bonnie. xD
When bob is alone, he bonks over gay porn.
Shut up, im bonking.
I bonked yoor mum.
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"To have feelings for a special person in your life. Such as bonk, the sound your dingaling would make upon feeling attraction to something."
"EX 1: Will you have bonk for Tiffany?"
"Ex 2 : Dude, she is so hot I think I have bonk for her..."
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A endearing term for a lovable old geezer. Generally possesses great skill in the field of carpentry. Ronnie Bonk Bonk originated from the name 'Ronald'.
"Are you off to the Men's Shed today, Ronnie Bonk Bonk?"