Nicolas Cage

An actor who is physically unable to show restraint when accepting film roles. The quality of the role is reflected in the length of his hair. A neat haircut will surely garner some sort of critical recognition (e.g. Leaving Las Vegas, Lord Of War, Adaptation) One of the few actors in Hollywood to get incrementally worse with each role. Also, he has a tendency to appear in odd publications such as Serbian textbooks and Civil War photographs. He is possibly inhuman, inflicting generations of unsuspecting movie goers for generations to come.

"Nicolas Cage is the finest actor of our generation". -Nicolas Cage, Academy Award speech 1995.

"I'm just glad he was never in the Godfather". -Francis Ford Coppola

"He was an absolute pleasure to work with, truly an extraordinary talent". -The Mop from The Sorcerer's Apprentice

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Caged Pup

A extremely horny, but very sexually inexperienced, male or female.

Check her out yo!!!! She's hot.

Yea braaaahhh. She's hot. But watch out. She's a Caged Pup.

Hellllzzzz yea. I'm fin to let da dog out!

Rusty Cage

A very, very talented and, Fucking Awesome YouTube Musician/Song Artist. He is most commonly-known for his Knife Game Songs (including the original that was written and made by him), which is kind of a bummer because aside from all the dangerous stunts and performances that he uploads like that, which a lot of people would consider stupid, dumb, and a bad influence (hopefully not a kid would say that), which makes sense, but no one seems to take the moment to check out and listen to his real music and song albums. Plus, a lot of his fan base is full of 7-12 year old immature kids that are obsessed with those Knife Game Songs. Also, with all the dark-humor he puts on his YouTube channel obviously gets the most popular and trending (Like the Noose Song, Knife Games, and other stupid humorous songs he made), which many 0% analytical people would immediately take as an “ignorant, cringy edge lord”, by first appearance, which, he not entirely is... And honestly, the whole reason I’m writing all this, he Deserves to be WAY more popular. Through his not-very-good childhood and depression, and all the instruments and musical equipment he has, and, Oh My God, the content of his videos are OutStanding (he went to College for videography/filmmaking or whatever you call it ). I really wish his songs could be heard on some of the mainstream radio stations or something. Anyway, this super underrated legend should really get more attention, so SubScribe to him, or at least check him out!

Some of Rusty Cage’s Best Real Music: Other Awesome Rusty Cage Content/Humorous Songs:
1. “The Lives of Flies” 1. “I Want Transparency” Parody on Second Channel: “Rusty Cage 2”
2. “When I’m Drinking Whiskey” || 2. The Blindfolded, Two-Hand, Halloween, Christmas, New and Final Knife Game Song
3. “What They Said” 3. “The Family Friendly Noose Song”
4. “Bone To Pick” 4. “The Knife Flip Song” and “The 2nd Knife Flip Song”
5. “I Wish I Had A Wish” 5. “Moving Like Hillary” and “Everyone I Don’t Like Is Literally Hitler” Lmfao!
6. “Requiem of the Crazies” 6. “The Cuss Word Song”. <—The best 30 seconds of your life!)
7. “The Bum Song” and “Spare A Dime” 7. “Draw My Life: Rusty Cage”
8. “A Mysterious Stranger”. and more... 8. Rusty Respond Videos..Especially: Rusty Responds #6 “Reading Mean Comments”

9. “Roasting Myself in Highschool”. And much more videos..

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cage nigga

a nigga locked up in jail

Damn, that nigga just got locked up. He a cage nigga.

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Cope Cage

A flimsy metal grill welded to the top of an overrated Russian tank that will hopefully deter anti-tank missiles

The cope cage did nothing to save the Russian T-90 from destruction by Ukrainian Javelin.

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rage in a cage

the activity in which two or more people are locked in a cage and forced to throw semen on each other from cups (monkeys may sometimes be involved). There may, or may not be a bucket to refill the cups with semen. Not all "rage in cage" is punishment. In some cultures (come to think of it most cultures) find it an hounorable experience.

Although it may be an erotic and fun experience there are some hazards invloved, Such as STD infections and possibly a case of sputum, which is not as nice as it sounds. However it is still a top notch sport, some even call it the sport of kings..... a few more years and it will be in the olymipc games. Watch out beijing 2008 games coz here comes rage in a cage!

cool dude #1 - Hey dude i have the pay-per-view of the queen vs. bubbles in a "rage in a cage" match.... wanna come watch
cool dude #2 - Wow that is so awsome, but im having a rage in a cage at my house that day. Maybe you can tape it for me?

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chastity cage

a cage worn by men (usually in a case of femdom or some other form of domination) that prevents the mans cock from getting hard and it also prevents him from being able to masturbate.

the woman forced the man to wear the chasity cage whenever he was in public so that way he could not get hard on looking at other women

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