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Jeremy Clarkson

Guy who punched producer because he got given cold meat platters instead of hot food. Now a multi millionaire funded by Amazon.

Jeremy Clarkson likes to get angry

by Mysterywriter14 January 15, 2020

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Kelly Clarkson

Good Singer, but is looking a little too much like Hilary Duff, but she has good lyrics

Here I am
Once Again
I'm Torned Into Pieces
Can't Deny it, Can't Pretend
Just Thought You Were the one
Broken Up Deep Inside
But You Won't Get To See The Tears I cried
Behind These Hazel Eyes

by .brandons-wife. August 24, 2005

62๐Ÿ‘ 204๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jeremy Clarkson

A nob, usually presenting television programmes of the car variety, who gets sexually excited by the inner workings of automobiles

That pompous nob on top gear

by James Steele February 7, 2005

339๐Ÿ‘ 1574๐Ÿ‘Ž


Mr Clarkson

Overall just a creepy guy

Mr Clarkson is creepy

by The Note April 3, 2018

3๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Clarkson Effect

After-effects of pandemic pop music, named after Kelly Clarkson. The realization that the pop music in question is generally uncouth, and further attempts at a music taste cover-up or camoflage of other more (supposed) innocuous independent or indie music.

"Kimmie really loved the Killers and therefore the Clarkson Effect couldn't be stronger when she discussed her music tastes with the indie elitists"

by snakeatail March 31, 2007

3๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Kelly Clarkson

Winner of AMERICAN IDOL (season 1). Runner up on WORLD IDOL.
fought weight loss....
Born on - 24 April 1982
trademark- performs barefoot
nickname -kellybelly
Has an amazing voice. She truly madly strongly deserved to win American Idol.
Quirky, Bubbly, HOT, sexy woman....

She used to sleep through her alarm :D

Her first single sold nearly 250,000 copies in its first week.
Sings meaningful lyrics..

The world is blessed to have a singer like her. LISTEN To Catch My Breath and Stronger...You'll love her..!
Looks- dashing, Voice - Flawless, Overall - I <3 her

Fan1: -You love Kelly Clarkson?
Fan2 :-Yeah! Flawless woman!

by Kelly1fan January 13, 2013

6๐Ÿ‘ 23๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jeremy Clarkson

An obnoxious arsehole, currently presenting Top Gear alongside Richard Hammond & James May. He is irritating, rude & insulting to most people & cultures, though he does get some things right...
...
...not very often.

Jeremy Clarkson, that obnoxious dick off Top Gear...

by BadAssGirl December 23, 2013

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