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A caffeinated drink that comes in many varieties. It is usually quite bitter. E.g. Latte, Cappuccino, Mocha
Coffee shops are everywhere and you can pop in to get a nice drink. It is usually made with beans or granules and hot water. Coffee is drank all over the world.
I need COFFEE I'm so tired!
OOH there's a coffee shop over there! Fancy a cuppa?
No definition here, Just what you need to do...
Leave me alone to drink my coffee in peace.
It's like batteries, but for people.
Everyone shall die if I don't get my coffee soon
A high powered, energizing, highly caffeinated drink that tastes amazing and delicious!! It just makes you want to get up and do everything if you have enough of it! Coffee is life and it is the best thing ever!! This beverage is usually drunk in the morning, but why not drink it all damn day long?! DRINK COFFEE ALL DAY, EVERY DAY!! YOLO!!
Girl 1: "What the Hell is her problem?"
Random Girl: *dancing and laughing psychotically* I LOVE MY LIFE AND MY JOB SO MUCH!!"
Girl 2: "I think she had a whole pot of coffee this morning."
The only reason I am awake right now
(Kevin)- "Dude are you on coke? You've been up for 3 days straight"
(Me)- *Looks over with bloodshot eyes, kind of like Squidward in that episode of Spongebob Squarepants when Squidward wakes up to find Spongebob in bed with him after getting him a glass of water half asleep* "Nah I ran out yesterday, its just coffee"
Dirty bean water, addictive drug, stimulant
Australian 1- “Oi, are drinking that dirty bean water again? Whats the bugger called, coffee?”
Australian 2- “Crike mate, sorry. I’ll have a mug of watered down leaves instead.”