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Euphemism for sex... as seen on Sex & the City

"Well I can't colour enough! I would colour all day every day if I had my way. I would use every crayon in the box." - Samantha

by Halitosis23 December 2, 2008

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Clashing Colours

Oddly organised knitting enthusiasts who play a little music in between purling sweaters. Twice voted Melbourne's Hottest New Scarfers by the Foster Chunder Association of Woolamaroo, the Clashing Colours are responsible for the designs of most of the away strips in the Australian Football League including the Paramatta Eels, Woogawooga Shielas and the Gosling Surfing Wrens.

The CC were formed in 2009 when a leftist boarder with one testicle grew tired of poking himself with a crotchet hook and decided to take up the bass. Mayhem soon followed and was taught, idiomatically, how to drum. Plenty of yarn and a piano were procured from a second-hand abo store in the blue mountains and, struth, the rest is history.

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G'day mate! Y 'right? I reckon my dingo's colder than a wallies nellie t'night. How'd ya like to pop out and see if Clashing Colours could weave me up a quick Gosling jumper to warm the frost off my wankle. While yer up give the finger to those poms across the road. Ta.

by gnostic 1 December 24, 2012

9๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Colour of beauty

Colour of beauty is what some random parents, who seem to have a certain hearing damage, understand when you tell them that you are playing Call of Duty

Mom: What are you doing?
Son: I'm playin' Call of Duty.
Mom to Dad : Mhm he's playing Colour of Beauty again... I still don't understand why this brutal game has such a soft name...

by Clairebear96 August 22, 2013

5๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


living colour

Anal Cunt's favourite "black metal" band.

Living Colour Are My Favourite Black Metal Band

by TimFS December 27, 2005

49๐Ÿ‘ 32๐Ÿ‘Ž


skin colour

The colour of one's skin which can range between albino white and black.

i cant think of an example but im sure u no wat im chattin about

by LatinaKaterina December 13, 2004

17๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


living colour

a fantastic band that stopped being in the mainstream industry, because white people cant own up to the fact that rock music is essentially Afro-American music

Jared: Do you know that band, living colour? Why aren't living colour popular anymore? They are better than alot of bands today.

Friend: Well, see Jared, white people want rock to themselves even though we Afro-Americans laid the groundwork for the genre.

by andremenn April 25, 2008

31๐Ÿ‘ 21๐Ÿ‘Ž


coloured shit

When you're super Ill and your shit comes out green

All of last week I was ill and every time I went to the toilet it was always a coloured shit.

by Coleby spaghetti July 11, 2015

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