Morning crust

The stuff on your eyelid when you wake up

Person 1:I was soo tired this morning

Person 2: yea man I see you still have your morning crust on your eyes!

Crusty Crusts

Ghetto slang for lips.

(especially dry ones that lack lipstick)
popularized by the youtube star gloZell

"oooh i gotta put on some lipstack to these crusty crusts!"

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elon crust

Elon Crust is one of the 4 major bread gods. He controls the crusty area outside of the bread's center. The other 3 gods and Vladimir Gluten, Mr. Yeast, and Toast Malone.

Pray to Elon Crust as you inevitable death falls upon you.

crust muffin

when emma chamberlian's makeup is looking crusty and not blended at the end of the day

i look like a crust muffin

Bread Crust

Bread (bred), n., (Belonging to Reality and Exploiting Anyone who is Developmental)
Crust (krust), n., (Conforming to Reality with Underlining Superficial Traits)

1) Acronymic phrase referring to the two types of people involved in the mainstream genre. "BREAD" refers to the mainstream media in general and anyone willing to exploit the masses of conformative people looking to "fit in" with the popular crowd (i.e. Eminem, MTV, etc.). "CRUST" refers to the consumers in the industry that are highly influenced by mainstream media and will gullibly conform to any standards set by popular icons.

Thanks to the Bread Crusts, my hope for mankind has diminished.

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QWERTY Crust

Dried sperm on the computer keyboard resulting from masturbation while surfing porn on the internet.

Dang it! My computer keyboard stopped working due to an overload of QWERTY crust! "overload"...no pun intended.

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Crust Button

a defensive layer of crust on a butthole to protect from prison rape.

Once he saw my crust Button he decided to make my cell mate his bitch.