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A Person With A Normally Huge Dick.
1. Woman : take it out !
2. Man : Ok ! * takes it out *
3. Woman: WOW THATS A DAVID !
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Sexiest man alive; knows how to cheer a girl up when they are having a bad day; can make you laugh at everything; serious but also can be wild and crazy; always wants what is best for the people he cares about most; gets along with almost everyone; is not afraid to be himself; is the sweetest man you will ever meet, you'll love him to pieces as soon as you meet him.
He's a David
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An amazingly patient and forgiving man. He's brave and strong and any girl would be lucky to have him. His favorite things include guns, airplanes and xbox. He's smart, funny and very handsome. And of course, he's a SEX GOD. Basically perfect in every way.
Holy crap, I can't believe I'm the lucky girl who gets to marry David!
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1. David is a term used to describe people that stand out from the rest, the people you see and want to be friends with. Davids can be characterized by their distinctive good looks, but if you mention that to them they may get a tad bit cocky. David can also be sought out by his voice, it is unforgettable; his brown hair and brown eyes which can change your whole opinion on the colour brown.
2. Davids will always have their own opinions on things, which you may or may not like. Someone you'd call David would be obsessed with ice tea and not like oreos despite who disagrees with him. He would shake his head at such cheesy things and how inaccurate they are but he's yet to be proven wrong. He is someone that would laugh at idiocy with you and not get the least bit offended, at the same time, he's probably the most considerate person ever.
3. Davids are also amazing not-so-human beings, characterized by how perfect they are that they could not possibly be humans.
1. Don't be basic be David.
I've never liked the colour brown before but it's my new favourite colour.
You're so not David, I bet your pH is like totally 14
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A man who is above all men. He reads the Urban Dictionary definitions and laughs at them. Some are accurate, some are not. Davids exude confidence. Qualities to look for in a David are tallness, excellent brown hair, sweetness, loves high fives, nerdiness, Marvel Comics titles (Spectacular, Amazing, Astonishing, etc.). A David can laugh in the face of danger. A David has his zombie survival plan all worked out and he knows who he's saving. Davids are generally kind to all who encounter them, but can be protective and territorial. Evildoers beware, because there just might be a David right behind you.
David drives 60 miles down the highway. Tim drives 60 miles down the highway going in the opposite direction. They meet and high-five. To keep the universe balanced a hole is torn to the peanut butter dimension and there is an explosion of peanut buttery epicness.
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David is a one of a kind. He is the guy that will make you smile over and over and will find a way to your heart and make you smile. He is handsome and has a great personality. He loves sports, hanging with his friends, and staying up late. He works hard for his goals and never quits, he has a good head on his shoulders. He is smart and responsible, he isn't desperate and will wait for something he loves. He is around 5"5-6 and usually has dark brown or black curly/wavy hair. If you find a David keep him close, he has a successful future heading his way.
Person 1: Hey.. you know him?
Person 2: What, David? Yeah he's great.z
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