Tom DeLay

An evil bastard who preaches his moronic fear-breeding Christian Conservatism the same way that Hitler preached anti-Semitism. If Tom DeLay becomes president, he probably will make concentration camps for liberals.

How bout job placement for DeLay? PUt him to work in a nursing home will he will spend the rest of his life wiping old people's assholes

And the award for world's greatest asshole...

TOM DELAY

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google delay

A pause in a daily activity caused by someone needing to look up a definition or fact on the internet before proceeding.

The waitress wanted to take our order, but there was a lengthy Google delay as I looked up "Escolar" on my husband's Blackberry.

OUr Scrabble game was interupted by multiple Google delays, for instance, when no one believed that "crudite" was a real word.

Denver delay

The inevitable delay that will always occur during layovers at Denver International Airport.

Im supposed to arrive at Sea-Tac by 10, but it will be closer to midnight due to the Denver delay.

Oil of Delay

A lotion or concoction you apply on to help mask the wrinkles and signs of aging

My...she's in her 50s, but she barely looks 40.

Yeah, it's that oil of delay she's been using.

burn delay

A set amount of time allotted to a person in order to respond to a burn; usually five seconds, though varies with the audience; can be used to determing how snappy a person is.

Joe: BURN!!
Bob(10 seconds later): Yeah well...
Joe: Nope, you missed the burn delay.

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TY Delay

When someone says 'Your welcome' before you can say thank you and makes you look/feel like a total douche bag and thereby, ruining your moment of graditude. The only way to avoid this is to beat them at their own game and say thank you like a run on sentence.

(CHRISTMAS DAY)

You "OMG! A new Gucci handbag! This must have been soooo expensive!"

Them "Your welcome"

You "Er...thank you..."

*with new knowledge*

You "OMGanewGuccihandbagthismusthavebeensoso expensivethankyou!"

Them "Er...your welcome"

See how you can flip that shit? Practice your TY Delayage

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Rape Delay

When a women calls rape, usually on someone famous at the peek of their career, days, or years after the supposed rape.

Also happens when the rapee doesn’t get a call back after a week or so...

That baller got called out for Rape Delay.

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