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a paper towel, napkin, tissue or other disposable article used to wrap the bangin' sandwich you just made in place of using a plate. typically used because you are too lazy to wash dishes or too poor to afford them in the first place.
Jess: "wow i'm making a really good sandwich."
Sherri: "do you want a plate to enjoy your delicious creation of culinary genius from?"
Jess: "no, i'll just wrap it in a sandwich diaper. i'm much too baked to wash dishes tonight."
A 5 layer beefy burrito from Taco Bell. It has the exact same weight, warmth, and tactile feel of a baby's diaper full of some hot steamy hemp rope.
I'm feeling pretty lunchy, let's head down to Taco Bell and scooped up a bag full of Shitty Diaper (s)!
It’s a last resort in an argument and will destroy your foe sending them into complete and utter chaos.
Person 1: Your stinky
Person 2: Well your a diaper man
Person 1: *starts to cry and melt away”
Anyone familiar with cloth diapering has most likely heard the term "rubber diaper", or "rubber diapers" before. It's slang for rubber pants. Children are famous for calling rubber pants "rubber diapers", as one of my daughters did.
Mrs. Smith was in changing diapers on the baby and called out to Mrs. Jones to bring her in two diapers, and a rubber diaper.
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I sneezed really violenty and felt a chunk of snot shoot out! Good thing I was wearing a face diaper! Nobody saw it.
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A small child that wears diapers, and has a BIG LOAD of shit in their diaper and needs to be changed, but when you try to grab them to change the diaper they bolt across the house running fast dashing from room to room.
Look at that diaper dasher go!!!!!!! Grab em quick corner him over there go go go go . . . . get em!
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Where political ideology meets the reality of infectious disease; the social dynamics of personal protection against infectious disease have become so polarized and emotionally charged that anyone choosing to wear a face-mask during an official pandemic is automatically demonized.
You can take off yer muzzle diaper now now that the Governor says it's safe to go back to the beach.