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A duck is a duck not much more to explain.
Person1: OH MY FUCKING GOD ITS A DUCK
*pets aggressively*
One who is a dick about typographical errors.
Person 1: Dr Christensen deducted two points from my term paper because spell checker changed "Albrecht" to "Albert" in one instance.
Person 2: oh man, he's such a duck.
Stoke-on-Trent word used for either sex.
"No thanks duck"
"How are you duck?"
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An autocorrected form of "fuck" that usually makes you seem like you are academically challenged as you struggle to correct the word, but autocorrect keeps fixing it.
Ed:
"Hey you missed an awesome party bro"
Joe:
"Duck"
"*duck"
"*DUCK"
Ed:
"Do you mean duck?"
Joe:
"Awe duck man you too?"
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a duck is an ass or someone who is stupid without any sense.
Your boyfriend cheats on you and you still stay with his ass!
"Your a duck, why in the hell you still with his lame ass?"
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Inspiration for a question game required an increasing number of people. You are asked the opening question and answer with the set response. At the end, turn to someone else (anyone from a complete stranger to someone's who's standing there waiting to join) and ask the opening question. Results in a long chain of people passing repsonses or question from the original person to the most recent participant.
Wanna buy a Duck?
A what?
A Duck.
Does it quack?
Of course it quacks.
Let me hear it quack.
Quack!
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