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A French male who presents a weak, homosexual appearance and is therefore considered a douche bag. May be seen wearing tight pants and kissing other men in the cheeks.
I never thought it would be so difficult to enjoy a croissant in a French café, specially with all these French fruitcakes licking each other's balls.
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The act of oral sex/eating out a female while she's on her period.
I had a bloody fruitcake last night, now I think I should see a doctor...
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The act of giving a blow job with a mouth full of Skittles.
Fran was in a festive mood, so she gave Bob a Teenybopper Fruitcake.
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When you are eating a woman's asshole out and she shits into your mouth and you kiss her with the shit frothing around both of your mouths.
My girlfriend and I had a Fruitcake Special last night for dessert.
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When two men simultaneously penetrate a women's anus causing her to bleed through her anus into a cup of strawberries and whip cream. For then the men proceed to consume the delicious blood covered treat.
Dude I totally gave this sloppy hoe a Devil's Fruitcake last night with my nigga.
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What goes down in the shower when one dude hits another dude with a wet towel.
Bro, that fruitcake martini is gonna leave a welt.
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Usually regarding someone wearing a fedora. They think they are above all other men for no reason at all. They possess more swords than the 2nd century and 'know' how to use them. They also 'know' they can treat a lady better than you. Trust me, they cuddle their anime pillows harder than you ever will. They are just awkward neckbeards embarrassing themselves on social media.
Hey honey look! It's one of those m' lady fruitcakes!
John is such a m' lady fruitcake. He's going to be single forever.
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