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Any kind of sexual method, technique or activity that you are involved in, so long as it occurs on your roommate's futon without his/her prior knowledge and results in semipermanent evidence of said activity on said futon. (Whether accidental or not.)
This term is especially viable when used as though it were a safe-sex method.
"My roommate owes me a new futon. He used the Roommate's Futon Method with his girlfriend last night."
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The state of being one gets due to the comfort of a futon or similar sofas especially while playing video games or watching football. A person experiencing futon coma generally does not move unless acted upon by an outside force.
Fred: Yo, you want to go hit the club tonight?
Jim: Nah man I am experiencing some major futon coma, but there's room for one more, we'll play some MW3.
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A cum-stained futon (or CSF) is what you find in the home of a low-class loser who is always at home beating off on his futon. It is stained with his semen (cum) drops.
Jane: Did you visit Peter's apartment?
Mary: Yes I did. He had a cum-stained futon in there.
Jane: Yuck!
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The act of intentionally expelling explosive gas into the cushions of your friends couch, making sure not to move or shift your buttocks before you are confident that the odor has been fully absorbed into the fibrous layers of the couch.
After painfully holding back, Bart resorted to FORCE FEEDING THE FUTON while maintaining uninterrupted conversation at the interview for the job he currently holds.
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All sorts of Asian promises that never seem to be what you hoped.
"He just gave me the biggest futon turd"
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Inviting a girl/boy to have sex with you.
Guy 1: Bro, these seniors are bad.
Guy 2: Right, she can hop into my futon for real.
The best cult ever! Very peaceful, besties and swag. Only hot people join the futon cult
“Hey you know the attack on titan futon cult?”
“The largest, peacefulness, load of hot people?!”
“Yea!!”