The Ground Hog

This is when a guy sticks his left ball into a girls butt hole and tickles her stomach to make her tense up. If the guy's left ball pops out, it can be assumed that an early Spring is on the horizon. If the nut stays in the butt hole, it will surely be a long, long winter.

"I gave her The Ground Hog to see how long this winter will be."

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high ground

what Obi-Wan had. What Anakin did not have.

Or a pretty cool map on Halo 3.

Oh sweet, High Ground. Let's pwn some newbs.

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ground hoggin

When you have to take a dump so bad you can feel the turd start to peep out of your ass. Derived from the ground hog peeping out of the ground to see his shadow.

Dude you better pull over at the next gas station im ground hoggin!!!!

Pants on the Ground

An American idol audition by 62 year old Larry Platt in which he is informing children that they look like "foos" with their pants on the ground. The first internet sensation of 2010

Lookin like a foo with yo pants on the ground

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High Ground

A commonly used piece of ground, one that is used to shift the balance of power into one's power.

Obi-Wan:It's over Anakin! I have the High ground!

Simp:You underestimate my power!

Ground Pound

This is similar to the move in the Mario Brother’s games and can be preformed by either a woman or a man. If a woman is performing, she jumps from a perched location and tries to land her cooch right on the man’s wang. If the man is performing, he attempts to achieve a hole in one in the woman’s snatch. Failure to penetrate = unimaginable pain and possibly an ER visit.

Tyrant: Yo big easy, why didn’t you come golfing yesterday?

Big Easy: Dawg, my dick is broken. I attempted a Ground Pound on my wife, and I totally missed. My dick ran right into the ground, and now it’s more purple than a rotten eggplant.

Tyrant: Just rub some neosporin on it and you should be fine.

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Ground Control

A slang term used in the drug world meaning the sober person that looks out for the other person who's under the effects of LSD, mushrooms or other hallucinogenic drugs.

You bet I'm gonna try some acid, wanna be my ground control?

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