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Being able to shower with a significant other and engaging in intercourse while in the shower together.
Bro I I'm going to be showering with someone else when you get back from work. Don't walk into the bathroom and I'll try to keep her quite as possible.
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When you hold your MEAT with both hands, it's the part that hangs out the end.
"How did that ugly bastad get a hot looking whore like that" ? Reply, "He's probaly got ""That little something else"!
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I've been a rock and I've got my fences
I never let them down
When it comes to love, I keep my senses
I don't get kicked around
I shivered once you broke into my soul
The damage is done now
I'm outta control
How did you get to me?
No one else on earth
Could ever hurt me
Break my heart the way you do
No one else on earth
Was ever worth it
No one could love me like-
No one could love me like you
You can make me want you
Any time you want to
You're burning me alive
I can't deny you
Even when I catch you
Weaving a weak alibi
'Cause when the night falls
You make me forget
Your love is killing me
And it ain't over yet
How did you get to me?
No one else on earth
Could ever hurt me
Break my heart the way you do
No one else on earth
Was ever worth it
No one could love me like-
No one could love me like you
I shivered once you broke into my soul
The damage is done now
I'm outta control
How did you get to me?
No one else on earth
Could ever hurt me
Break my heart the way you do
No one else on earth
Was ever worth it
No one could love me like-
No one could love me like-
No one else on earth
Could ever hurt me
Break my heart the way you do
No one else on earth
Was ever worth it
No one could love me like-
No one could love me like you
No one else on earth
Was ever worth it
No one could love me like
No one like you
No one like you
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an ok online comic, I would give my fullhearted support if the shadow feared me and drew my likeness.
www.se-comics.com
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go fuck somewhere else another way to tell someone to fuck off and go fuck themselves at the same time when you are not afraid to use stronger profanity
dude wheres my goddamn candy
man i dont have your goddamn candy go fuck somewhere else
no dude give me my goddamn candy and go fuck somewhere else
man you better stop badgering me about your goddamn candy and go fuck somewhere else
dude you are really uptight
man what do you expect to get from me im telling you to go fuck somewhere else
ok dude i get you
Copying someone elses style, or just agreeing with what they say and believe to fit in.
What a jerk. Tom started wearing his hat backwards like John, just so he would like him. He is jumping John's train.
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One of the most annoying things to come across is someone who is offended on behalf of someone else, especially when that other person themselves isn't offended or even a victim. It's when someone is offended by something that isn't an attack on them.
American Liberals are offended on behalf of someone else when they try to make us replace "Indian" with "Native American", even when Indians themselves prefer the former and are not offended at all.
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