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a peice of cloth (usually cotton) that gets caught in the space between the dryers' spin thingy and the actualy dryer, and then creates a big fire that almost burns down the house, causing a mother and an only child to call 911, only to find that 911 is on their lunch break so it takes them 9 RINGS to pick up and then 10 minutes to get to their house...armed with 3 or 4 fire trucks and a few police cars...all of which are unnecessary...even under these circumstances. (yes, this is a true story)
1. "Elliot!!!! A sock got caught between the dryers' spin thingy and the actualy dryer!!! Now we have to call 911 on their lunch break!!!"
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One of the most powerful objects in existence. While some may think of this as a mere object, it is far more than that. It's power holds infinite potential and is far stronger than the n word pass. Don't take it lightly
Guy 1: No homo but i want to have sex with you
Guy 2: Bruh, that's hella gay
Guy 1: It's not gay. I'm wearing Socks
Guy 2: Oh ok. As long as you wear socks it ain't gay
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i hate wearing socks, but its the cool thing to do!...now if only i was cool.
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Noun: A piece of material used to protect your foot from outside substance and or chafing.
Verb: A slang term to described being punched
Noun: I put on my socks and shoes, then waded in the dirt and sot while gardening.
Verb: I was socked in the face by the biker at the bar after I insulted him.
Being parred off.
Originated: Parred -> Paired (Peared) -> Paired like socks -> socks
Girl: You have a tiny cock man wtf
Guy: ffs thats socks!
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It's the Spanish vesrsion of #Yolo. If you spell out socks phonetically in english it would be : es o si que es which in Spanish means it is what it is. Sooo much better than Yolo
Person 1: Dude. Imma go drink vodka and tequila mixed together
Person 2: why
Person 1: #socks
Person 2: .....wot
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I put my socks on in the morning. It is important to wear socks because if you don't your feet will smell the next day.
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