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When you put a doughnut(s) around your penis and allow a fat woman/women to eat it off, all while licking the sweet icing off of said penis.
Dude, see that fat bitch? I'm gonna give her the krispy kremer! She does look hungry.
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Toasted rice cereal. A Kellogg's brand, it features three moderately terrifying elves on the front of it's blue box.
Though their hats clearly label them as Snap, Crackle, and Pop, it is widely believed to be lie. For one things, these 'elves' have acted as the mascots for the cereal for several decades, leading one to speculate as to how they seem never to age. Do they consume the souls of the leaving, or possibly have access to the infamous Kellog's Immortality Serum? We may never know.
As a cereal, Rice Krispies is rather mediocre. The density of the puffed rice can vary greatly. It seems that the larger the box, the less dense the rice - resulting in a less substantial and less enjoyable meal-time experience. The taste is also fairly bland - people often add sugar to spice things up a bit.
Die Hard wouldn't have been nearly as good if Bruce Willis only had to walk in bare feet over Rice Krispies.
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After consuming a dozen hot doughnuts and a gallon of milk in less than 30 minutes, you race to skeet in your bitch's face (by titty fucking, of course) before you puke on her.
The Krispy Kremer I gave my wife last night after dinner ended in white-stuff being spewed all over her face . . and it wasn't my jizz.
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Weed that has a considerable amout of seeds in it, since seeds will pop and crackle when exposed to high temperatures.
Man, i was so desperate to get blazed, i went and bought some dirt from Hoolio. I lit it up and that shit started popin' like rice krispies!
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doing a chick over the stove while using a sock that you’ve skated in all day as a condom, Mean while she takes a shit on the stove. Be sure to bring the shit to a nice crisp. After you’ve cumed, take the shit and place it into the sock Then send it to the SOA (Sexual Organization of America) for verification that it is in fact a Krispy Mister.
Dude, I just did a Krispy Mister with this chick, now I have an odd number of socks.
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A money shot. To ejaculate on the face.
"When I get done with her, her face will look like a Krispy Kreme donut."
The night ended with a Krispy Kreamer.
Alternate usage: I Krispy Kreamed Her.
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Random guy: what’s cooking in here?
Me: ohhh that’s my gizz, I’m making krispy kreme donuts.