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Bone your hoe from behind and pull out and Jizz on her back. Then throw rice down on the bed and then she rolls in it and gets covered like a rice crispy treat.
Yo! I'm going to pull a Rice Krispy Kreme on my hoe tonight!
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where a man goes out to the krispy kreme store and buys a dozen donuts while the hot sign is on. He then proceeds to get head from a k.k. employed female with a donut on his dick, and then when he is about to blow his load the girl yells "MORE CREAM PLEASE!" and nuts all over the box of donuts and then puts them out as samples for the unsuspecting customers.
Dude you see that cute girl that works at krispy kreme, she totally just asked me if I wanted to help her make some dirty krispy kremes!
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A person who is so out of touch with reality that they believe Krispy Kreme donuts are fire and they believe Hilary didn’t delete the emails.
“Guys like Gurpreet are what we call Krispy Kreme Liberals. He thinks Kamala is good at something.”
When someone glazes someone too much or is glazing in general
It’s kind of a pun because Krispy Kreme sells glazed donuts
The media: “wow, isn’t Victor Wembanyama so dreamy? Isn’t literally the best? He’s already better than MJ AND LeBron”
Me: “is the NBA sponsored by Krispy Kreme?”
An intense, overwhelming desire to consume a Krispy Kreme doughnut, glazed, filled or otherwise
Dan: 'I could kill for a doughnut right now'
Jack: 'Omg me too, I have such a Krispy Kreme Kraving'
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Guy 1: You see that girl across the room?
Guy 2: Man she be a krispy kreme donut.
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A feeble attempt at a prayer of a diet.
Joanna- "I'm so fat"
April- "To be honest, you really are fat"
Joanna- "I read about the Krispy Kreme Diet in the funnies yesterday, maybe it works"
April- "Ooooo, tastey and inginious!"
(4 weeks later, after a diet of 3 Krispy Kreme donuts daily)
Joanna- "I think this diet is working! My scale says ERR, which i think stands for something good"
(Joanna's brother David overhears the conversation)
David- "No, it means error because you're so fat the scale can't handle the load upon it"
Joanna- "You're just mad because i ate your box of twinkies"
David- "Wow, that makes you even fatter, fatty."
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