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Ukrainian Landmine

Taking a crap in a person's slippers so that when they put them on in the morning, the landmine goes off.

I just stepped on a Ukrainian Landmine

by El Gringo the third March 8, 2009

41๐Ÿ‘ 26๐Ÿ‘Ž


polynesian landmine

After sex, the male poops on the female's chest then begins to slap it while saying "bombs away".

"Bro, last night my bitch made me do a Polynesian Landmine!"

by PenisChoker69 August 13, 2017


Urban Landmine

The booby trap left behind when your dog defecates on the sidewalk and his stool is the same color as the concrete.

Walking through Canton, I'm usually very careful to avoid all the dog shit, but every once in a while I get caught by an urban landmine.

by UrbDickler May 19, 2011


Social Landmine

People that seem to be planted at every event, bar, joint birthday party, mall, cousins friend's bbq, happy hour, etc that you were maybe friends with for a day but since have to navigate around every time you see them to avoid wasting another long pointless convorsation that they for some reason want to have.

"I went to Kells last night and there were SO many social landmines in the way that I didnt even get time to take a shot with Laura. I was too late, Dan and Kate both got me."

by KDDANCEPARTY April 21, 2009

4๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


$150 landmine

They are Shoes. Mainly Jordans, Nike and Timberland --Shoes that Niggas get--

damn yo. i got me some 150 jordans...for no damn reason. yeah yeah i know my kids aint ganna be eatin for the next 2 weeks but fuck em, nigga i had to get them jordans. now i'm finna go to the club tonight and I-WISH-A-NIGGA-WOULD step on my jordans($150 landmine) its ganna be on in this motha fucka

by Feel J Akir July 1, 2006

24๐Ÿ‘ 23๐Ÿ‘Ž


Johnstone Landmine

When the pipe major or conductor of a band approaches the bartender and proceeds to ask them to plant a shite on thier chest and slap it causeing it to disperse across a large area.

Finlay "i'd totally let you shit on ma chest"
Cameron "as long as it is a johnstone landmine"

by Erectile disfunction causer June 15, 2016

4๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


emotional landmine

Seeing Facebook memories pop up in your newsfeed after a break up

I'm avoiding Facebook this week for all the emotional landmines that they want me to share!

by thegoodex August 7, 2017