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A: Hey, remember when Steve Jobs almost died of Ligma and met Joe?
B: Who's Joe?
A: Josh eroding his mapping Macbook, but without the s,h,r,o,d,i,n,g,p,c and b
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a random idiot - omg you have a MacBook I am so broke if only I had a macbook pls give it to me
macbook user - stfu loser I'm never giving you this 8000 dolla MacBook pro
the random idiot - give me it or I will force you into windows
MacBook user - I hate you go away you idiot face
Up until 2020, MacBooks were potrayed as overpriced pieces of garbage. They were only recognized because of their operating system and famous logo. Since the invention of M-series processors in 2020, MacBooks are reliable and efficient. Their operating system, macOS is more robust than any other operating system. Their battery lasts all day if you're just casually watching YouTube videos. MacBooks are the most balanced laptop package you'll ever find, and although a little expensive and monetized, they are still great laptops! You can't argue with that!
Person 1: Damn it! My kid found out how to delete system32!
Person 2: I shouldn't have clicked on that link... now I have to send bitcoins to get my data back!
Person 3: Maybe you guys should consider buying a MacBook... not to be the advertiser
Expensive laptop that can't even run games
I bought a MacBook to play games, but I'm stuck with candy crush
SOMEONE WHOS REALLY SMART AND A MS KNOW-IT-ALL BUT SOMETIMES CAN BE A BITCH
TEACHER:CAN ANYONE PLZ TELL ME THE ANSWER? KID :THE ANSWER IS 4. KID :THIS KID IS A MACBOOK
The brand new macbook from apple costs £1450 and it bend jack cardus also ticks Qs and pays it 5 months later in 5 pence coins
Yo my slime u got macbook bend g
Like an iPad kid, but uses a MacBook Air or MacBook Pro instead of an iPad, often prefers a keyboard and mouse or keyboard and trackpad, knows how to use macOS and the Terminal, is tech-savvy, and is less brainrot-addled, a bit more intelligent, and asks the bigger questions to life compared to an iPad kid. Basically the opposite of an iPad kid.
Person 1: This is insert name here. They're insert age here.
MacBook kid: I have just finished making a new AAA title in Xcode 16.1!
Person 2: They are much smarter than my iPad kid. That smart kid is surely a MacBook kid!