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When you lay a tird legnth-wise down your partner's chest so that when finished it has the appearance of a necktie...made of shit.
For our anniversary I gave my husband a toledo necktie, boy, was it messy.
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When general sherman made his march to the sea in the American civil war, and took railroad ties in the south and twisted them around trees
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They gave that BLM protester a Trump necktie. It was horrifying.
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A slit across the neck, below the chin, supposedly from ear to ear, similar to the "Cuban Necktie", except the tongue in this case is substituted with the the victim's dismembered penis, pulled down through the hole in the throat, thereby resembling a necktie.
That asshole pulled his cock out in front of my woman again, so I had to give him a nicaraguan necktie.
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When people establishing their presence or authority due so in an overly dramatic and unreasonable way. As in when the time comes to pull up your pants and tighten your belt you go a little overboard.
The employee's managers had their neckties in beltloops, so it was difficult to take them seriously and cooperate.
The manger's employees had their neckties in beltloops, so it was difficult to take them seriously and meet their demands.
A sexual act in which a man performs autoerotic asphyxiation while being fanned by several young women using palm fronds.
Contrary to recorded history, accidents involving the Egyptian Necktie were the leading cause of death in the ancient world.
Man 1: Did you hear that Steve passed away last week?
Man 2: Yeah, apparently he lost consciousness while doing the Egyptian Necktie, and the other participants were really committed to the act. The just kept fanning him instead of calling 911.
The act of choking your partner with your "Bologna" (Penis/Strap on)
Pedro: "Hey Jim what are you doing today"
Jim: "just going to go home and give Martha a nice bologna necktie"