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Watching Netflix in a fridge.
Jognny: Hey Shawn, what's up.
Shawn: I'm N-N-N-Netflix and Chilling
Johnny: *crickets*
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The best thing Netflix was every good for.
Brittney: "Hey, Netflix and chill?"
Bob: "Hell yeah! thank god for Netflix."
Brittney: "I'll get the condoms."
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Person 1: Yo, dude. I'm gonna totally Netflix and chill Jane tonight.
Person 2: You mean you're gonna watch a movie with Jane?
Person 1: Nah, it means we're gonna fuck, but we're gonna watch 50 First Dates with Adam Sandler for the 27th time before we do it, even though we both know that we're just there to screw.
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It starts out as just a simple movie on Netflix. You're excited to spend time with that special someone. You make popcorn or whatever snacks you have on hand and get everything all cleaned up around your room. Your special someone lady or man, whichever you prefer, shows up. You get all comfy and decide on a simple movie that maybe you were both excited to watch. Soon after the movie starts, the whole mood changes and you decide that maybe the movie isn't as important as you first thought. Things start to escalate and it starts getting hot and heavy. One thing leads to another and you end up jumping on the jiffy stiffy and dancing the horizontal tango.
Excuse me miss would you like to Netflix and chill?
Last night my boyfriend and I netflix and chilled!
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Netflix an chill is when you go over to a girl or boys house and you watch Netflix and have sex
98% of people get pregnant off of Netflix an chill 12% of people get pregnant off of hulu an chill beware of Netflix an chill
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*Girl* wearing sweatpants and a sweatshirt with junk food to eat, while cuddling with you hubby and watching Romcoms.
*Guys* fucking with Netflix playing in the background
fuck cuddling sexy lazy boner sweet
Janice: Hey babe, I've had such a ruff day today. Would you wanna come over to watch Netflix and chill?
Stephen: REALLY?? Alright!!
Janice: Why do you sound so excited? You hate watching romcoms with me.
Stephen: No babe, Netflix and chill means you want to fuck.
Janice: Oh hell no! You can go jack off you jack ass. I told you I had a ruff day and all you can think about is your boner!!
Stephen: ...Wait....what???
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Pretty much saying u wanna have sex and while playing Netflix in the background.
Steve- Hey wanna watch Netflix and chill
Molly- Yea sure ;)
Steve- I'll buy the condoms
Molly- Ok bae ;D
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