I'm the one you don't fuck with

A phrase you use when introducing yourself, a phrase that is shrouded in mystery and makes you look like a total badass.

Guy #1: Hey, who is that guy in the dark corner?

Guy #2: I don't know, lets ask him.

(Walk up to the badass)

Guy #1: Who are you?

Badass: I'm the one you don't fuck with...

Guy #1 & #2: O.O

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you don't bring sand to the beach

you don't bring your girlfreind or Women to a party or event where there will already be plenty of available pussy (saying originated by EF in 1988)

bringing women or dates when it's not necessary (you don't bring sand to the beach)

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You don't want to fight me

A taunt popular in 2010 for a general response to any question. Using this response often gets a further negative response of the non-violent nature towards the question asker, and often used as a joke to assert oneself as one whom cannot be beaten in a fight. Often ended with "Brah" or other noun.

A: Markel, why didn't you respond to my text last night?

B: Because you don't want to fight me.

A: Shut up, I'll beat you up right now.

B: But you still don't want to fight me.

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I won't tell if you don't

Convenient phrase used to assure any person being approached by an interested party that they made the right decision in initially turning them down them with the "sorry, I have a boyfriend/girlfriend/significant other of non-specific gender" line. Often followed by a cheeky wink, just to really bring it home.

The war-cry of the asshole.

Guy: "hey gorgeous, do you think I could take you out some time?"
Girl: "aw that's sweet, and I'm flattered, but I have a boyfriend"
Guy: "no sweat baby, I have a wife and three kids at home. I won't tell if you don't"
Girl: "oh gosh really? Thank goodness, that was my main concern. Pick me up at 7, and bring a three-pack of Durex"

you don't know my sandbox

Away to tell someone they don't know your space, or they don't know your business.

You don't know my sandbox.

You don't pay for my weave

1. Statement of independance; can take care of own salon needs, etc.

2. Can be associated with "You don't know me" - assuming false pretense to understanding the situation and/or person; can be followed by a booteh bump and a finger snap

Jamal pulls out his food stamps to pay for Shaqueque's baby food.

Shaqueque: "You don't pay for my weave! You don't know me!"

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You don't even know, right?

An ignorant question made into a statement by people from south of Texas who don't speak very good English.

"You don't even know if you're hiring, right?", "You don't even know, right?"

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