a really lame person that has so many excuses as to why they can't do something
George didn't stand up to that guy tonight because he said he had a sprained ankle, what an octopussy.
1 male and 8 Girls get drunk which leads to the man having sex with all of them in an hour usually resulting in 1 or 2 girls getting pregnant
Kyle: Yo man I had an Octopussy last night!
Keith: Whats that?
Kyle: I had sex with 8 girls in the same hour!!
Keith: You didn't get anyone pregnant did you?
Kyle: I got two of them pregnant im so screwed!
A verb describing the action of exiting a sticky situation quicker than an average human's speed times ×8.
Adi: oh no! Its Radit's!
Girl with eye-patch: Oh dang Man, we gotta roll foo!
Adi: Yeah, lets octopussy outta here!
Neave: Hey! I no longer have an eyepatch as a plot device.
A James bond movie 1983.
A Verb; describing the action of exiting a sticky situation quicker than an average human's speed times ×8.
Adi: oh no! Its Radit's!
Girl with eye-patch: Oh dang Man, we gotta roll foo!
Adi: Yeah, lets octopussy outta here!
Neave: Hey! I no longer have an eyepatch as a plot device.
The non-pretentious way of pluralizing octopus.
Wow! That right here is a shit load of octopussies in that aquarium.