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A term used in the West of Scotlnd meaning to practise Coitus Interruptus (the Withdrawl method), as favoured by the Catholic Church due to it's lack of efficacy. Refers to Paisley being the penultimate train station when travelling from the Clyde coast back to Glasgow.
Senga: Are you on the pill Donna-Marie?
Donna-Marie: No he's getting off at Paisley
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A weak ass moustache that looks like a 17 year old has been trying to grow for three weeks, but only has a vague shadow. (commonly worn by country music star Brad Paisley)
I didn't have time to shave this morning so now I have a Brad Paisley moustache.
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Let's have some fucking honesty here lads. Do not knock everything as that type of attitude helps no fucking body. I realise that knock means something you fuck but thickos stick to women if you wish to fuck. Stop knocking an already rocky community spirit. Northern Ireland, indeed all Ireland, needs PEACE and if you are not capable of holding out the hand of brotherhood and friendship get off the fucking island be it North or South I do not give a fuck. Get it .
Now the definition of Dr. Ian Paisley -
Ian Richard Kyle Paisley was born on 6th April 1926.
Today Dr. Ian Paisley, MP, MLA is the leader of the Free Presbyterian Church and head of the Democratic Unionist Party. He has been the Member of Parliament
for the North Antrim constituency since 1970 and many members of the Roman Catholiccommunity vote for him
as he is an active politician with the interests of all his constituents at heart.
Dr. Ian Paisley is a forceful orator
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Refers to the lovely delicate random-swirly patterns created by the natural structural-formations of the brain.
Every mammal has a unique cerebral paisley pattern that is all his own --- no two brains are exactly alike.
Paisley is a lovely, genuine girl who is a bit of a bitch sometimes. If Paisley doesn't like you, she will tell you! She also will have a big lisp and if you make fun of her for that, well your going to have a horrible future...
"paisley you have a lisp"
"go away, your so irrelevant to today's society''
Paisley is a beautiful, charming and eccentric girl. She is perfect. She’s kind, funny, beautiful and has things about her that make different from everyone else. She is hard to find but once you find her never let go.
That girls name must be Paisley.
Paisley is the most stunning woman you will ever meet she has blonde hair, beautiful eyes and has an amazing personality and any boy will fall for her. she doesn’t fall for every boy though she’s hard to replace and definitely will leave a hole in your heart when she leaves you
That girl is everything a boy could ask for she’s such a paisley.