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1. If you take some Viagra, your dude pole will be ready
for lovin' for like 4 hours.
2. Seriously Sasha, I took one look at his dude pole & burst out laughing it was so tiny!
the fine art of masterbating
after spying on your mom in the shower i went back into you room and had a massive pole session
Somebody who sucks dick
Damn, Abhi is such a pole smoker
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The use of a cooled or frozen sounding device . Placement of a cold sound in the male urethra.
She hit me with the south pole! It was like pissing an icicle in reverse!
The result of a sexual liaison with a menstruating woman.
"I finally got down & dirty with that Janet, but she'd got the painters in. Didn't much care at the time, but my dick looked like a goddam Barber's Pole when it was over"
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When four or more guys place their ball bags on top of one another's thus making a totem pole of male genitalia.
Steve Layz and the other guys from the local soup kitchen proudly dogpiled their hairy meatballs on top of each other. "we did it!" explained Layz "we've created a monumental Scrotum Pole, congratulations, now lets fuck like maniacs"
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