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Politician

Someone who couldn't get a real job, so instead settled for lying their way through life.

You know it's true. Politicians suck.

by Zora12322 November 3, 2010

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politician

a back-stabbing piece of shit that should have to live by the same laws as everyone else. Monarchy got fucking thrown out when WE the PEOPLE developed a little thing called the CONSTITUTION and BILL OF RIGHTS that apply to ALL PEOPLE including politicians, illegal immigrants, excons, etc. Funny how they think it's okay to vote themselves a raise and pass more fucking laws that we have to live by and they don't. Oh, and as for sex offender registries, there should be a registry for everyone and everything so we can air out all of our dirty laundry to the world because I think its important to know that my neighbor fucked his dog and got a DUI and has a meth lab. I don't know how I would get through my day not knowing that.

That politician really thinks his shit doesn't stink and deserves a pay raise!

by justiceright March 17, 2010

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Politician

The ultimate source of whining.

Want to learn how to whine? TAKE LESSONS FROM A POLITICIAN!!!

Sources: Politicians.

And Utah.

by teh skipper May 30, 2009

10๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


politician

1. Someone who gets paid a lot of money to do basically nothing but tell lies and wear red white and blue ties.
Also commonly referred to as a weasle.

2. Term used to describe a liar.

1. America loves it's politicians!

2. You back-stabbing little politician!!

by dirtbikechick October 4, 2008

13๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Politician

A lying, unprincipled, selfless person whose dirth of self-respect compels him to desperately sell himself to any buyer. He derives all his self-respect second-hand from others, but he can never fill the bottomless pit where his ego belongs. He lacks serious convictions and has no heroes; he lacks the confidence and courage to hold and form his own opinions. He is not a man, but a mouthpiece of the fools whose approval he cherishes.

Example 1:
Bill Clinton: "I want a national healthcare system!"
*Applause*

After mid terms, in State of the Union address-
Bill Clinton: "The era of big government is over!"

Observer: "Damn, that Clinton fool is such a politician. Does he believe in anything, or does he just say what people want to hear?"

Example 2:
George Bush: "I will never support anything resembling a national healthcare system."

Two years later, signing Prescription Drug Act
George Bush: "Now, a single payer, the government, will buy your medications!"

Observer: "Damn, just two years ago he said he didn't want government involved in healthcare. Did he really believe that, or was he just being a politician and saying that because that's what people wanted to hear at the time?"

by turibe January 30, 2011

10๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


politician

Someone with an IQ under 12

Person 1: Dude, that was such a dumbazz move he made

Person 2: Well, he's a politician, you can't blame him.

by BLABLABABLABLALBALBLALBLABLALB May 28, 2012

7๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


politician

a(sometimes) elected official, who is unaccountable to legislatures and citizens, and driven by interests that do not represent the public good.

Cheney: "Lets rebuild iraq"
Bush: "i have a good idea who we could hire to take care if this task"
Cheney: "Hehehe being a politician is easy, i know a couple of guys."

by Willyturdler May 28, 2007

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