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bite my nuts you moronic putz

"Bite my nuts you moronic putz," is an epithet used on people raiding apricot orchards in Israel.

Moishe had just climbed over the wall, and was sneaking up to an apricot tree when he heard the dreaded words, "Bite my nuts you moronic putz!"

He narrowly escaped, followed by a blast of rock salt.

by scodder May 28, 2010

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Putz

(West Coast of US) an awkward, bumbling, ignorant person who doesn't know what he's/she's doing; similar to "dufus"

Look, those putzes could'nt figure out the weed whacker so they're out there trimming the grass with scissors!

by Rathanlor January 14, 2021


putz

Brazilian slang. It does not mean anything alone, but when used in a sentence can mean "oh no!", "ops!", "omg!", etc.
Usually used when someone fucks something up by accident (or when anything slightly bad happens).
Not to be used in very serious situations, as it may be offensive.
The brazilian equivalent of "man, that sucks".

"My computer crashed before I could save the essay I was writing yesterday!"
"Putz... Did you have to write it all again?"

by kelparty October 13, 2021


Putz

That guy at the boat launch who seems to be able to back in, but always forgets the darn plug. He is lucky to have not sunk a boat completely.

Look at that PUTZ. He has tried to sink his boat 3 times in one day.

by Chimp racing February 17, 2023


PUTZ

A TALL RED HEAD WHO BELIEVES CONSPIRACY THEORIES AND BELIEVES HE IS ALWAYS RIGHT

YOU ARE SUCH A PUTZ.

by BITE ME OPIE May 3, 2011


Putz

a disgusting, disappointment of a person. Usually tries to take other people's money through illegal card games or raffles. someone who people are embarrassed to be seen with.

Andy is such a is worse then a scum-bag, he's a putz.

by maxrachy May 15, 2021


Putz

A Slur describing Russians in mother russia

Wow he likes Putin what a putz

by LeninMyMom March 15, 2022