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kerbside quiche

A combination of excessive alcohol and fast food you had eaten & drank not that long ago and then vomited up in a nearby gutter, doorway, footpath etc. When it is vomited up its all mixed together thus you now have a kerbside quiche.

Tonight, Alfred had drank so much piss, he had even eaten a whole pizza to himself. On the trip home he felt sick so we had to pull over and let poor old Alfred do a kerbside quiche.

by AshEddie February 08, 2008


quiche

a gay food usually served as an entree and followed by an carrot cake for dessert.

When Joey had Elliot over for tea, he prepared a delicious spinach quiche.

by Ben Dover January 11, 2004


vietnamese quiche

The act of cracking an egg into a body orifice and then penetrating with fingers until scrambled. Vegetables can be added for extra flavour.

Hey Ronald gave me a Vietnamese Quiche in my ass the other day, we fed it to the cat.”

“Helen, you’re a fucking sick bastard.”

by Teevmeister September 27, 2021


Vietnamese quiche

Pouring a bowl of noodles on someone’s genital area, cracking a raw egg on top, then sitting down and doing a wet fart in the noodles. Works best with a Bombay bad boy, ask your ma.

“Made a Vietnamese quiche last night, now I’m up for GBH, was boss!”

by Teevmeister September 10, 2021


Velvet Quiche

A regal term for a woman's vagina

"Hey man, check out that velvet quiche"

by show us your pee pee September 11, 2009


quiche

a pie, not to be confused with quickie

i will have one quiche please

by ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????? December 28, 2003


Quiche

a queer version of a diche

oh my gosh he is such a quiche. wow and i thought queers werent dishes?!

by sHANNONNNN August 16, 2005