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An amazing person who, no matter what, makes you feel amazing about yourself. He's funny, and be bit of a butthead sometimes, but people love him for that. He doesn't let anyone get in his head, no matter the comments they make about him. He is beautiful on the inside out. He might think he is a crazy psychopath, when in reality he is one of the most caring and sincere people you'll meet.
You gotta love some Grayson Reyes.
Man Bitch taking it in the ass by a Dirty Doug then begging for an Abe Lincoln.
I gave that bitch a Dirty Reyes last night!
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A synonym for an injury/being injured in baseball. This is named in honor of Jose Reyes of the New York Miserables. Jose Reyes continues, year after year, to have countless injuries come up throughout the season at an embarrassing rate. Further, he bunted for a hit than took himself out of the last game of the year to win the batting title. If you are called a 'Jose Reyes', it is the worst possible thing that one could be classified as. It is the ultimate state of humiliation.
Me: Hey Mike hows it going?
Mike: it looks like Jeremy pulled a Jose Reyes again
Me: Again?! He was injured all of last year too!
Mike: I know, kid lives on the DL, he's best friends with Jose Reyes and Carlos Beltran
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Raven Reyes is the smartest and hottest woman that has ever been on any tv show. she’s also john murphy his soulmate.
we stan this legend since season one and we keep stanning through every season.
she’s everyone’s favorite because she’s that amazing, once you stan you can never untan because she’s that amazing.
she only has one good leg but she can still fully function and we only stan her more and more.
she’s a legend and we love her even more than our lives
who’s that beautiful, smart, amazing, mechanic?
oh that wonderful woman? that’s skinny legend raven reyes
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lil ugly dude with a shmeat
Girl one :Hey did u see that Alex Reyes
Girl two : yea he was so nasty
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In the vain of the dirty Sancez and the dirty Rodriguez; the dirty Reyes involves one party sticking their finger up the ass of another, and then sticking their stinky finger into the person's ear after licking it. Also known as a poo stank wet willie.
We were gettin' hot and suddenly she whipped out her finger with that two inch fake nail and proceeded to give me the first dirty Reyes of my life.
Inspired by that girl at work...you know the one...dumb broad
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