The Texas Oil Rigger is the act of a man inserting his erect penis into his partner's anus whilst the man is peeing. When he removes his penis, the contents of his partner's anus, along with his urine, will come spilling out, simulating petroleum oil spewing from an oil rig.
"Man, my wife let me do the Texas Oil Rigger on her last night! It took days to clean up the bad man, I'm telling you. You have GOT to try it some time!"
"Yeah Mary, I think I'm going to totally let Chris do the Texas Oil Rigger on me. I'm kinda nervous, but I really like him."
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Special sensors that allow the wordrigger monkeyword maximum ability to steer the entry of rigger's cocks into his manhole
Cats gots to have their whiskers. Rigger Monkeys gots to have their rigger monkey hemmorhoids.
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FOR THE LAST 8 YEARS THIS COUNTRY'S BEEN RUN BY A-
Augie: this whole system's rigged, and we all know the riggers
Nick: FOR THE LAST 8 YEARS THIS COUNTRY'S BEEN RUN BY A-
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It's a type fox that rigs your plans and steals your manga books
Bro Fox The Rigger just rigged stole my manga books fuck off
noun. A Surgeon specialising in Gynoplasty, in particular the trimming of labia.
The woman was suffering from severe chafing until a Clam rigger performed a labiaplasty.
A person who only sits oil rig in rust and is a complete and utter cunt
Aw man that rigger bitch Ace is still running oil bro!