Ripe for the fuckin

something or someone that's ready to be fucked

"that chick is smokin"
"your damn right she is shes ripe for the fuckin"

ripe cherry

A nice ass you see on a girl you like

Dam you see Ashley's ass that's a ripe cherry

ripe poop

poop fresh from the anus. just plopped into the toilet bowl. usually green or a light brown

bob: yo dude
billy: hm?
bob: i just had a ripe poop
billy: that's..cool..

Squeeze-ripe

When you think the fruit or vegetable you're buying is ripe, but it only feels that way because other people have been squeezing it.

I ended up throwing out the mango I bought. I thought it would taste good, but it was only squeeze-ripe.

Riped-Up

When someone is beyond turnt

Tyler was absolutely riped-up

reeling-ripe

Drunk enough to be on the verge of reeling.

The reeling-ripe husband struggled to keep his balance as he exited the bar.

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ripe shit

The smelliest largest deuce you have ever taken in your entire life. Stinks up the bathroom so bad you can barely breathe

God damn my nigga I just took a ripe shit! I swear it made my eyes tear up dog!!

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