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One of the biggest hoaxes in human history.
Parent: You see, Johnny, there's a fat man who is somehow able to get down everyone's chimney and put stuff in their house in one night.
Kid: Wow!
Parent: Heh heh, sucker.
A person that you see at the mall. If you want the Definition of real Santa see parents
Santa is me parents....I think.
A fat guy who wears fur coats, shiney black boots, and owns hundreds of thousands of slaves.
Santa is always drunk.
Santa is such a pimp.
An unhealthily overweight man clad in red and fuzzy white garments who forces millions of Cambodian children to make toys. However, Santa is a racist and skips over Cambodia on his Christmas run. He uses 'elves' as a cover-up for his sweatshops.
Santa loves to put young children at work.
Oh my god!!!!! Has anyone noticed that Santa and Satan could be the SAME PERSON?! Seriously, look at the spellings.
Santa
Satan