santorum salad

A luke warm mixture of pubic hair and santorum. Similar to thick soups like porridge, this tasty snack is usually eaten out of a bowl. Adding mayonnaise can add to the flavor.

"Yum! Mommy, that santorum salad is soooo tasty! Can we have some more for brunch tomorrow after church?"

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Santorum's Mustache

The act of felching Santorum from your lovers anus, then drawing a Mustache with the felching straw dripings you have not consumed.

Mitt gave Rick a Santorum's mustache with his crazy straw after reached the end of his felching session.

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sanctum Santorum

1. the anus, that holiest of holes, a place that only the privileged may enter
2. the anus when smeared with santorum, a term popularized by sex columnist Dan Savage and his readers.
3. the home of Senator Rick Santorum (R-Pa.)

I got drunk last night and got pegged in my sanctum santorum.

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Rick Santorum

To remove santorum orally.

From rick: (verb) to lick, suck, or draw something with the mouth + santorium: (noun) the frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex.

One way to keep the sheets cleaner after anal sex is to rick santorum. My boyfriend usually ricks the santorum after he sodomizes me.

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Sanctum Santorum

Notably different than 'Sanctum Sanctorum'.

The classical Latin phrase 'Sanctum Sanctorum' means literally "Holy of Holies." It was originally applied in a religious context to the most sacred place within a sacred building, such as a temple. However, in common usage can also be applied to mean any reserved, private, or much-valued place.

'Sanctum Santorum' has two meanings:

1.) Holy Shit
2.) That most precious and sacred place in your body where one may find Santorum

You are told by a co-worker on a Monday morning that your boss was arrested over the weekend for man-on-dog sex. The only appropriate response: "Sanctum Santorum!!"

You are disapprovingly describing an acquaintance who acts like a slut. "He doesn't treat his body like a temple. His Sanctum Santorum is anyone's for the asking."

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santorum broth

a frothy broth made in Virginia

Damn church, she stank like that Santorum Broth.

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Rick Santorum

the now former Senator from Pennsylvania. Bye Rick.

I hope the door to the capitol building doesn't hit Rick Santorum too hard in the ass on his way out. Oh wait, yeah I do!

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