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apache scalping party

Having intercourse with female when she is having her period. Generally a messy affair.

Honey. Find a towel. We're gonna have an apache scalping party. It's my turn to do laundry tomorrow (or, leave the maid a big tip).

by Diamond Jack May 13, 2012

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scalp perv

Someone who is sexually attracted to or turned on by the scalp when it is exposed, as from the part in a hairstyle.

Guy #1 Oh, bro, did you SEE that girl with the sexy hair do, she must have had sixteen parts showing all that SCALP!? I just about lost my shit.

Guy #2 Yo, bra, what did you just say? Damn, you're a real live scalp perv!

by Birch bark weaver March 16, 2018


scalp scrunch

Scalp scrunch is the wrinkling and ridging of the posterior scalp seen on bald men. It is particularly evident when the head meets a chair or couch back causing an upwards pressure.

The man sitting in front of her on the airplane fell asleep, making his scalp scrunch eye catching.

by awdwagon December 25, 2011


scalp

(of a person) lacking hair, bald

Wanna watch some Dr. Phil?
Hell naw, I'm not tryna watch that scalp-ass nigga

by treecoffee September 10, 2023


Scalp

An assembly of 3 or more bald men in the same group, team or social setting.

Tom - “ Hey look at those Brislington Badgers FC, they must have like 7 bald players!”

Dick - “Wow yeah, that’s quite a scalp they have there”.

Harry “They must be right wing hooligans”.

Also see, Scalping.

by millzio January 1, 2023


Scalp

noun: something to dig hairs into, a plain of potential emptiness waiting to be planted

verb: to remove a layer of something (eg wealth) from another person and leave them bereft

eg. He has a hairy scalp the scalp gleamed like a hard boiled egg
In the divorce she scalped him (anecdotal, used in chat between bitter formerly married men)

by Quincy123 November 18, 2024


scalp fro

When a person with thin hair gets a perm and you can see the outline of the scalp through the permed hair.

Wow look at the scalp fro on her!

by 7 inches of snow in the foreca February 13, 2018