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selfish bitch

An accusation made by someone who doesn't get what they want, usually after causing a scene but before leaving abruptly.

Fuck you, selfish bitch! (SLAM!)

by justiferous November 10, 2010

65πŸ‘ 28πŸ‘Ž


Selfish Tagging

When you go through a facebook photo album and tag yourself but don't bother tagging anyone else in the photo you have just tagged yourself in.

Someone who does this can be called a selfish tagger

1) Facebook: Alana has tagged herself in your album

"bitch didn't tag me or anyone else, that's some selfish tagging"

2) "oh good, she tagging my photos for me"

"nah, she's just doing herself, she's a selfish tagger"

by Totes McGoates November 3, 2010

11πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


selfish shellfish

A shellfish that won't share a thing

Hey Larry I just ripped off that dudes claw.....Yeah give me some, nope. You asshole you are a selfish shellfish....

Mr. Crabs: I got me some more money.

Sponge Bob: My Crabs can I have a raise, Nope sorry Sponge Bob.

Plankton: If you can steal Eugene Crabs recipe. If you can get me that recipe Spongebob I will give you a dollar.

Sponge Bob: Oh sorry Plankton, I couldn't do that to Mr. Crabs, he is just a selfish shellfish.

by Looney Larry January 31, 2010

11πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


selfish love

When you love someone so much you would do anything in this world for them and your not ready to let go but they are. You don’t want them with anyone else but with you because it hurts so much just to see them happy with someone else.

she was selfishly inlove with him.
I have selfish love for her.

by shockedlove August 31, 2019


Pussy Selfish

When a woman refuses to give her man any sexual intercourse due to the fact she is mad sad or just to lazy to satisfy the needs of her male partner.

Male:I would some of that good lovin tonight from you.

Female:Well my day at work pissed me off and you're not doing anything to benefit me so no.
Male:Well damn woman theres no need to be pussy selfish it's no ones fault but your own.

by G-StringThief February 6, 2014


selfish tank

a person who only cares about themself, and who gives up on purpose
--tennis origins--

Molly Breen is a selfish tank

by Mish and sam September 4, 2004


Selfish Cunt

A strange, strange band from the UK.

We're going to a Selfish Cunt show tonight.

by toee February 10, 2006

29πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž