Random
Source Code
Random
a fast food chain with mexican food instead of burgers and fries. ive never gotten the shits there, only really good food.
try the steak grilled stuft burrito.
501👍 500👎
Without this place, us drunks would starve to death at 2 AM in the morning.
After drinking a whole case of beer I decided to curve my hunger at Taco Bell
551👍 554👎
The place where Rummy and Dick Cheney shoulda looked for Weapons of Ass Destruction.
Oh my God, I just ate a grilled STUFT burrito, now I'm pissing liquid uranium out my asshole and melting the porcelain of my toilet. HELP!
442👍 444👎
Taco Bell is a fine purveyor of authentic, Mexican food. By understanding the menu you can speak to any person in Mexico. For example, "Yo queiro gorditas" will not only land you great eats but also the company of short, chubby girls that smell of fried ice cream.
"Man, I cannot believe the Mexican food in Mexico is so bad, I wish there was a Taco Bell to keep it real."
"I would like a Meximelt, STUFT gordita and a change of underwear, please."
237👍 233👎
A lesbian; any female that particularly enjoys playing with/licking/eating pussy
Ellen Degeneres is such a Taco Belle
19👍 13👎
The best tasting nasty shit you will ever eat, such as the meximelt, burrito supreme, gordita crunch and the cheesy beefy melt. Guaranteed to give you something special with your encounter with the toilet (dont be surprised if it clogs without toilet paper)
MMmm that taco bell, looks the same when the shit it out.
36👍 28👎
The Mexicans contribution to America.
I'm glad those Mexicans brought over their wonderful Mexican food, 'cause without it, we might not have Taco Bell!!11!!1!
45👍 38👎