One who defecates anywhere besides the toilet in the bathroom. It can be on the floor, on the toilet seat, on the top of the paper dispenser, smeared on the stall door/wall, or even in a urinal or sink.
Dude, the poo baron struck again! Look at that poo in the urinal and smeared on the toilet seat!
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Noun. A person who is highly skilled in the robbing, heisting, or transporting of any type of beer. In the 1920s the term "beer baron" referred to bootleggers. the new age beer baron is simply known for heisting and supplying large sums of people with beer, weather it be a party, kickback, or any celebration, if the beer baron is involved, everyone around him will be shitfaced.
EX 1: Shit dude, did you see the beer baron walk out of the store with 4 cases of beer?
EX 2: The beer baron is so badass that store workers don't even attempt to stop him!!
EX 3: Is that an alcoholic? is that a paying customer? NO! its the BEER BARON! DUNDUNDUN!
EX 4: I hear the beer baron gets re constructive face surgery every 5 years so the cops don't find him.
EX 5: Fcuk yeah, the beer baron just showed up to our party, now we can get wasted.
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Preferably done on a high bed, when a girl is about to reach orgasm, the man kicks the girl off the bed. After the girl falls off the bed, the man looks down at the girl through his hands while doing an upside-down hand binocular, and yells "I'm the Red Baron!"
Ever since I red baroned the girl off of a bunked bed, no girls want to sleep with me, so I started to superman them.
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An overtly feminine heterosexual male.
"When Nancys boyfriend Jim came up to me and said ,"Hey sailor, how about a hug?", I knew he was a real wiener baron
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Someone who has deficated in their pants due to a large consuption of alcohol (primarily vodka).
Someone who is extremely frugal and throws temper tantrums often over little things.
The Brown Baron stuck again and shit his pants!
Man, Brown Baron is such a cheapskate, he wouldn't even let me look at his food while he ate it!
Brown Baron threw a chair through his window when he found out someone drank his soda.
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n: One who steals the thunder of others.
Me: Haha I just put up your definition for "frienema" on Urban Dictionary.
John: Thunder-baron!
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To be well repected.
or
To be sold to a circus.
or
To be manhandled in a sexual fashion.
or
To chug ones ass in a pleasant manner.
He must be the biggest Chunk-Baron I have ever seen.
Fuck, he just got chunked.
That Barron is very chunky.
Is it a bird? is it a plane? FUCK NO its a Chunk-Baron
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