beach

another word for bitch

dude 1: hey, can i borrow your car later?
dude 2: no. never.
dude 1: youre being a real beach right now

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beached

having eaten so much that you have become immobile; feeling like and resembling a beached whale.

she ate an entire chocolate cake and was subsequently beached

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Beach

When you take a shit, and the turd is so long that it goes down the hole, through the water, and rests outside the water on dry porcelin.

-I'm 'bout to go beach this turd right now.

-I just beached one.

-I've been beaching shits all day.

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beach

Where people go to hope to get laid or make fun of tourists

It's russian tourist month, and there are fat russian chicks all over the beach!

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beach

(adjective): A term describing a totally awesome person, place, or thing. Because the beach is totally awesome.

- Dude, those shoes are totally beach!

- I just got back from Paris, and the Eiffel Tower was so beach!

- "They're such a cool couple." "Yeah! They're so beach!"

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beach

The area between your ass and your crotch. Often hairy or "sandy" with "beach crumbs" aka "poo crumbs"

We have a great picture of Ryan putting his beach on John's face when he was passed out.

It was a nice day at the beach until Billy decided to wipe back to front.

That bitch so dirty, you never know what diseases will wash up on that beach

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Beach

1. (Adjective). Something that is impossibly chill, cool, and sexy, with an almost island feel to it.

2. (Noun). A sandy area next to an ocean.

1A. "Jeez, that jazz bar by the bay is so beach. I feel like I could spend hours just dazed by it's chillness."

1B. "Did you see that girl's outfit? It's pretty beach."

2. "Let's go sit on a beach today."

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