A person who gets ungodly erections to carrots.
-Dude these carrots have got me mad horny rn!
-You're such a conundrum bro.
Call out my name... -The Weeknd
A problem occurring to you whilst you are on the toilet.
"Damn man, last night i had a panic attack while I was taking a shit, serious toilet conundrum."
The calculation or guestimate required to work out just the right amount of alcohol and “vitamin powder” you can stand before having to play Sunday league at 10 in the morning.
Often miscalculated, leading to injuries, vomiting and disappointed teammates.
Richard: “What’s George doing over there?”
Jack: “Trying to work out his prematch limits.”
Andrew: “Oh. The Biscuit Conundrum.”
Daniel: “I hope he gets it right. He’s got a relegation 6 pointer tomorrow morning”
For one to be able to cause a conundrum
Our dog is so conundrumous
When you facetiously offer someone sexual favors to thank someone and then they take you up on it, putting you in an awkward situation
Person 1: Thank you for bailing me out, I owe you a blowie. Haha
Person 2: I got you, how does Thursday sound?
Person 1: ……..
Person 2: I see you’ve gotten yourself into the Kalal conundrum
No matter who you are and no matter where you are, there’s always a very small chance Jimmy Kimmel will appear and sexually assault you in moments notice.
It may have a 0.00001% chance of happening, but you cannot rule out the idea.
Jay and Jeff subconsciously sat with their backs facing the wall of the bar. With the Jimmy Kimmel Conundrum top of mind, they both agreed to have their eyes peeled on the door.
When you know that shit doesn’t feel the same with one, but you’ve slipped one past the goalie in the past and you can’t tell her the last time you got your shit tested so she’s super gay about it and makes you wear a condom.
"When was the last time you got tested?"
"No clue."
"And you're already a dad?"
"Yes."
"Looks like we go a condom conundrum on our hands here."