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Pendejo-itis

A person who acts like a pendejo, buts spread his pendejo like behavior to people around the vicinity.

We were all up in class telling jokes and shit like pendejo's, but pedro was spreading his own pendejo-itis around.

by The Fat Guy! March 23, 2010

13πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Shayne-itis

The act of being weird klutzy, and in someways annoying. Is very outgoing, and honestly doesn't care about what people say. Said to be like an illness, and is highly contagious if you hang out with those who have it, the more you hang out with them, the faster you come into contact with it. (number can be taken into account)

Symptoms include:
Being more Klutzy
Is very loud
Good music taste
Easily entertained
VERY imaginative
Can be really weird

Person 1: She became really klutzy after talking to that one girl alot...
Person 2: I heard that one girl had Shayne-itis
Person 1: Well... thats another person lost to Shayne-itis...
Person 2: *sighs* thats the tenth person too...

by Pikachu!AtTheDisco November 16, 2013

9πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Startshit-itis

Startshit-itis is a social disorder which affects millions of individuals throughout our country, It refers to an affliction that causes the individual struggeling with this disorder, to "start shit" or create a dispute or in some instances begin a physical battle with someone for no reason other than they are bored

I hate going anywhere with Slim,,,, he has to get his startshit-itis under control before he gets us all shot.

by playboikid@gmail.com November 6, 2010

9πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Tami-itis

A horrible disease in which its victims are stricken with the feeling of fatness, laziness, pms, emphasema, and alcoholism. If not treated quickly, effects will become permanent.

Sorry, I've come down with a severe case of Tami-itis. I wont be able to work for the next year. Could you please bring me a couple cartons of cigarettes?

by MyInternetNameIsRon September 6, 2014


Sophia-itis

When you’re addicted to sniffing Vick’s VapoRub like a crackhead

Sophia has Sophia-itis!

by SophiaBiggestFan998291 December 6, 2019


trailer-itis

When a movie trailer spoils the jokes or plot of the film, ruining the movie goers experience.

Ted 2 suffers from Trailer-itis, all the best jokes were given to you in 2 minutes.

by Ravarlese July 3, 2015


JOB-ITIS

An condition caused by the daily grind and stress of one's job or career to the extent that it becomes emotionally and physically unbearable.

JOB-ITIS builds in you over time and is caused by a combination of work situations, such as: having to work late, giving 150% and no one notices, hardly taking any vacation or sick time, pretending to ignore when your boss takes credit for your ideas, suffering the slings and arrows of the vicious political atmosphere in your office, getting passed over for that well-deserved raise or promotion, pretending not care when an underling is promoted above you just because he/she sucks up to the boss, feeling physically sick when you wake up on a work day or just walk into the office.

by Dennis The Menace December 11, 2013