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The biggest douchebag you'll ever meet. He'll act like he's nice but he isn't. Don't date someone named Shane
Shane's such a jerk, I can't believe I dated him.
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Unlike Shane(definition # 3) shane is a name that only a true awesome person could have.. but there is one man..whoops i mean kid..that is not worthy of the name shane and that kids name is Shane Mcblah {because i cant really put the losers last name}
The coolest kid you know is probably named shane. True fact! except the one mentioned above.
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Is one of the most amazing girls you will ever meet. Her singing will give you chills through your body.... She has the one of the most beautiful smiles and when you hang out with her you will not be disappointed. Shane with her boy-ish good-looks can charm any women of any age, with just a smile. Shane is one of the most beautiful people you will ever meet inside and out. Someone you cannot live without :) <3
She is so Shane!
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When your cock is so long, it pokes out of your shorts when you get a boner.
Steve: Yo, you see Tom's Shane during the woman's softball game the other day?
Chris: Ya man, that shit was whack!
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Shaneis a 4-eyed fish who likes to spend his time under water or occasionaly in thick ice. He tries his best to make you think he is smart but he ends up getting the answer wrong.Shane always puts ‘someone get textin’or ‘great day’on his snapchat story to try get clout but everyone knows no one replies to his stories. Shane is a great swimmer but when he is on land his body tends to run out of air leading him to become a skeleton looking human.
I want to be a Shane! Shane gets to breathe under water for as long as he wants
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Shane; Someone with high intellect and charm. Just one look into his eyes can tell 1,000 stories. If you get to know one, never let them go. He can make you laugh until your stomach hurts and cry until you’re sad. He will fall in love with you but won’t tell you. His caramel eyes will drive you insane. He’s also very witty and can outsmart almost anyone. He is a very emotional person and becomes attached easily. He can be both serious and humorous. He tries to do the right thing but sometimes ends up doing nothing. He falls for one person and has trouble crushing on anyone else. The look in his eyes will tell you everything. Shane’s are very selfless and put others before themselves. If you ever have an issue you can count on a Shane to help you.
Shane had the most gourgeous eyes.