Trials of Atlantis

An expansion of the MMORPG Dark Age of Camelot. While DAOC was good by itself, Mythic had to go and made TOA which pulls all the level 50's all over the place and makes them go on stupid raids for Master Levels that aren't even worth it in the first place. The only good thing about that expansion are artifacts, which take forever to level.

Why couldn't they skip TOA and just go on to New Frontiers...

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Trial size

When a man, very short, has an incredible case of "short mans complex". After arguing with said man throwing the term trial size at him, referring to his stature, should really drive home the point he's short.

Short man: hey, schmuck, move your car forward, I can't get into my driveway!!

Me: sorry, I'll move right now

Short man: you'd better!!!

Me: alright, calm down, trial size. I already said I'd move it.

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Trial Lawyer

The misleading term for public defence attorney used by Republicans to indirectly attack Democrats. They are said to be ambulance chasers; they will sue if an individual or group of individuals commits an act which is unethical or illegal.

Insurance companies would never pay anyone a dime if it weren't for public defence attorneys.

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fee trial

A sleazeball offer to join a subscription service that automatically becomes a monthly charge if you don't specifically cancel the offer.

I have been paying for this "fee trial" for 10 years and I didn't even know it existed!

Trial Admin

Cucho, or someone who brags about their Heat Level on Busted. This person is also a tryhard :)

I don't want to be like Trial Admin!

bro trial

An initiation of new bros into the prestigious position of brodom. Any person wishing to become a "bro" must be put through several of these trials which may be any thing from running through the bar scene nude or as small as doing something that is epicly gnarly. It is at the discretion of the local bros.

Girl 1: Come on guys I am totally a bro!

Bro 1: Nope, you still have to complete your last bro trial.

Girl 1: Fine what do I need to do this time.

Bro 2: Ok, you're going to have to shotgun that fifth of Sky. GO!

trial driver

The action of engaging in a repetitive and violent fisting motion with such a velocity that its force can only be equated to that of a space shuttle on re-entry

Guy 1: Hey man, where are you off to?
Guy 2: Off to my girlfriends Funeral
Guy 1: what happened to her?
Guy 2: I gave her a trial Driver