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Like a smoko break, but going for a break in the middle of a crisis at work. Named after Scott Morrison, the Australian PM that went to Hawaii while Australia burned.
Hey blokes, I know we’re flat out, but I’m going for a Scomo break…
When you have hated scomo for so long and you don’t ever want him to leave.
Alex: Hey let’s ask John who he’s voting for this Australian 2022 Federal Election.
Dan: Nah that’s not a good idea mate, Johns got scomo syndrome, best we not talk about politics around him.
John: He’s—Not that bad, Don’t get me wrong I hate the guy but he’s all we got, I’m not crazy guys.
This maneuver if thats what you Australian parlimentary losers want to call it is when you pretent to shake a womans hand very convincingly but 'accidentally' thrust it into the soft spot between either her tits or legs (depending the relativity of her height and yours).
You only do this if you are confident that you have an AU prime ministers reptilian grin and a "fuck the rest of the country man, only Canberra (where the majority of the politicians live) can smoke dope," mentality.
The Dirty Scomo would be explained by the following convo between copycat surfees who just so happen to watch Australia's favourite crappy 'question time' parlimentary broadcast:
Bruh 1: "duuuuuuuuuuuude, I just saw how SCOMO did a fly handshake where his hand ended up on a chicks tits and bra!"
Bruh 2: "Us surfees need 2 change our tactics unless the surfee kind get wiped out on the next R excuse wave."
Bruh 3 and 4: "nah man, were already charged for that, can't do it even if we tried, plus were in Canberra too busy getting high with Scomo himself, he's gnarly and paid us to be his best friend for like 3 hours while getting baked."
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Bouncing something off you with little to no effort and feel like a boss.
Spectator 1: did you see that? Looked so easy for Nadal to hit that ball.
Spectator 2: Yah, bounce it like scomo Nadal.
The worst PM Australia had ever had, voted out by Albo in 2022. Scomo is a member of the Aussie Liberal Party, an absolute idiot. His name can be shortened, and frequently is to Scomo, and is what people usually call the whiny little bitch, which people also call Nicole Flint. He is the member for Cook, in NSW, and he went to Hawaii in the middle of a crisis, and gave himslef ministries in secret, hurting the country.
Scott Morrison (Scomo) Scomo is so fucking shit- people under 20
Scomo is kinda trash- between 20 and 30
Scomo is bad-between 30 and 50
Scomo is decent-between 50 and 65
Scomo is alright, but John Howard was better-above 65
I believe in miracles-Scomo
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Like a game of scissor, paper, rock but with a new hand gesture of Scomo comes to play. The Scomo just grabs the other players hand and tries to shake it without the other players consent, when the other player voices an opinion the person that plays the Scomo just walks away.
Named after Scott Morrison the Australian prime minister who during the bushfire crisis in Australia was forcefully shaking hands with upset bushfire victims without their consent for media purposes.
What's Morrison up to on the Tv? Looks like he’s playing Scissor, Paper, Scomo. again.
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When you fuck something up so badly it can’t be unfucked
“Yo did see the intern in marketing, pulled a Dirty Scomo! There’s no way he’ll last the month working her”
“This morning my partner gave me a Dirty Scomo, I think they might still be a virgin”