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Trumpkin

A pumpkin carved to look like Donald Trump. Funny, because Trump is just as orange.

Oh boy, it's almost halloween! Can't wait to put my trumpkin out on the porch!

by lancemcclain August 15, 2017


Trumpkin

The act of hiring Russian prostitutes to piss for you in a Presidential Suite.

Donald Trump paid some Russian whores to do a Trumpkin on the bed.

by Jim Halford January 11, 2017


Trumpkins

Pieces of shit that follow Trump everywhere

Damn Trumpkins are stinking up the place.

by Fuzzybuzzzz February 21, 2020


Trumpkin

A portmanteau of Trump and Bumpkin (an unsophisticated or socially awkward person from the countryside) used to indicate followers and supporters of Donald Trump.

My grandma still thinks the election was stolen. She's a total Trumpkin.

by Entropy X April 19, 2022


trumpkin

Russian hooker in platform boots urinates onto the chest and stomach of a person sitting on a gold toilet.

I went to Moscow for a very expensive trumpkin.

by Sawbux July 15, 2022


Trumpkin

A Trumpkin is simply a blumpkin, but on a golden toilet (like the one ex President Donald Trump supposedly owns) Bonus points if you powder your balls with Cheeto dust beforehand.

The president elect celebrated his victory quietly in his home, receiving a victory Trumpkin”

by Chillosophy March 31, 2021


Trumpkin

A pumpkin carved in the inage if Donald Trump.

Nice Trumpkin.

by towilmusic October 11, 2020