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When a man tries to have sex while his penis is flacid.
Marty was doing very well with Elizabeth throughout the evening, though because he was too drunk, when it was time to make love, all he could do was mash the turnip.
a person who chucks kirbies at your face while playing WoW
Guild Snagglepuss : Hey what time is it?
Guild Tippins : <(O.O<) •••• ¬ <(o.^<) pew pew pallyrangers!!!
Guild Snagglepuss : o you turnip blaster you
Usually used when making fun of people who say “TRUMP 2020”
Oh yes let’s say TURNIP 2020
vomiting
He drank a lot and before long he was throwing turnips.
A large column comprised of turnips.
Look at that huge turnip column!