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Napoleon Blownapart

Infamous vertically-challenged 19th-century Corsican emperor with a penchant for high explosives. Majorly suffering from "little-man syndrome", he would often resort to blowing up everything around him in a desperate attempt to be noticed; this usually failed because (A) everyone within a ten-mile radius would always evacuate as soon as he started his countdown, and (B) nobody could see him through all the smoke and flying debris in the aftermath of his "glorious" handiwork.

Citizen (hearing loud explosion in distance): Well --- sounds like old Napoleon Blownapart is at it again down in the quarry!

by QuacksO April 24, 2012

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napoleon syndrome

when a guys height rules his personality and life due to the fact that he is insecure because he's really short ... there is definitely certain trates when having this syndrome such as most are of italian decent and are in the plumbing industy (like mario and luigi)... they lift weights daily and some do steriods bec they think the wider they are makes them think they appear to be taller (but don't)...they will dress super flashy and drive a flashy car like a porsche again to make up for being really short ... they are attracted to tranny looking women idk why

Duke definitely has napoleon syndrome all he does is work out juice it and drive around in his porsche with that chick that looks like a dude he'd probly be different if he were 3inches taller ๐Ÿ˜ฌ

by Dreams12345 July 16, 2014

21๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Napoleon Dynamite

An extremely funny movie. It's appropriate for everyone to watch seeing as it was made by a bunch of Mormons. It's quite random but makes anyone who knows good stuff chuckle. It's funnier the more you watch it.

It's unfortunately become commercialized just as everything esle nowadays is, but still enjoyable if you don't let stupid people who don't even get the real sense of the movie ruin it for you.

I reccomend it.

"Can you bring me my chapstick?"

"Gosh, Napoleon, make yourself a darn quesadilla!"

"I like your sleeves, they're real big."

by yellowhatgang March 1, 2005

74๐Ÿ‘ 38๐Ÿ‘Ž


Napoleon Schlong

A musician who is an absolute dick to fans on social media.

I tried to have a reasonable discussion with that musician, and he pulled a total Napoleon Schlong on me and got rude.

by The Rock Oracle May 11, 2023


Napoleon complex

Mark Van Vugt found evidence that when short males received clues that they were physically outcompete by other males, that a Napoleon complex tended to kick in. If that were true, couldn't a guy with a Napoleon complex just destroy the evidence of it by trying to outcompete another male opponent the same way? And wouldn't that make everything a little bit darker and more difficult to determine who had a Napoleon Complex and who didn't (male or female, since his study wasn't conducted on females) ?

Napoleon Complex is two words anybody can choose to describe anybody else with, regardless of their physical size, strength, ability, intelligence, or any other attribute. I can do it, you can do it, it's just talk.

by Solid Mantis January 8, 2021

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napoleon dynamite

definitely the king of nerds

napoleon dynamite's pet is a liger.
its like a lion and tiger mixed.

by nymph-O August 4, 2004

93๐Ÿ‘ 54๐Ÿ‘Ž


napoleon dynamite

Cinema's biggest inside joke.

Dude: Hey, did you see that one part in Napoleon Dynamite where he called that guy an idiot!
Dude 2: Yeah, it was hilarious!
Dude 3: I didn't think it was that funny.
Dude: Clearly you need to be vaccinated.

by Smeego February 18, 2005

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